….Define….Plan….Develop….Launch….Sustain….NSI….NPI….Service_Marketing….Service_Delivery
….APP….BRD….MRD….PCR….Due_diligence_document….blah….blah….blah….
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Damn, I have PrP concepts flowing outta my ears, nose, brains and most probably, u-know-where too! So they claim that it’s THE bible for all Program Managers (PM).
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You wanna be successful as a PM? You gotta be breathing, talking, swearing, drinking, eating, dreaming and shittin’ PrP lingo! Don’t believe me? Go up to any PMs (it may very well be a company-bred language) and ask them how their programs/projects are going. Then get ready to witness an oral diarrohea of all the above words.
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Now, where the hell is the PrP handbook all PMs are singing praises for???? I need it to help me get thru this mad ride I am currently on!
PM said that 5 major reforms would be completed before March 2009.
This means it could be completed in 5 months after so many years of neglect.
If able, then it would justify a nomination to the Nobel Committee.
So, if you are lost with tinnitis, you could look up to that PM for support… hahaha
Haha… I know what you mean. Hopefully u don’t get any nightmares like I do when I was facing my Choralfest concert. Those lyrics (non English, non Malay, non Chinese)really gave me nightmares..
So better let work stay away from u before u go off to bed. U’ll need to drive away those PrP lingo so that u’ll have a good night sleep
Unfortunately, Girlie…it’s not really a conscious choice. Of late, the most I get to sleep without having PrP concepts floating around my unconscious mind is 2 hour max. Then they creep into my mind and from there on, I either have a really unrestful sleep or I just give up and plop myself in front of my laptop to continue with the drill.
Even when I was at BodyCombat earlier tonite, they were there at the back of my mind. Reminding me to get on with the workout so that I can rush back home to continue slaving over my laptop. It’s MADNESS, I tell ya!
And it’s gonna be like that for the next few months till we launch this MEGA global project I have the pleasure (???) of co-leading with another UK colleague. Woohoo!
Prof, about your suggestion to go to our PM for support, I’d rather sell my soul to the PrP Devil. That way, I will at least get positive global recognition which in turn enhances my professional portfolio.
What will our PM give me? More taxes to pay! Bleh…
If you dont want to pay more taxes, then dont tax your body too much. You already got a nice abs…hahaha
If you want global recognition, you would have no more time to sleep… eyes wide awake, gazing at nothing…
U be right. Time now is 4.30am. Me still eyes wide awake, gazing at laptop. Fingers still typing furiously away. PrP concepts still oozing outta me brains. Gonna be this way for the next few months. Woohooo……
hey, hey, hey! be careful lest all your exercises, gym work and Combat wat?.. for health would go into the Straits of Malacca…
Ok, just a joke to replenish your energies:
Bond, James Bond!
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A rather confident 007 walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at his watch for a moment.
The woman noticed this and asked, “Is your date running late?”
He replied, “No, I am here alone. Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I am just testing it.”
The curious woman said, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,” he explained.
“What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties…”
The woman giggled and replied, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
007 taps, taps his watch,
Sigh…what to do. A gal’s gotta do what a gal’s gotta do to feed and clothe herself.