Passion is Thy Name!

Hi folks!
Greetings from a 10-day old. Yuppp, I am a lucky 08.08.08 baby and my name is Glen.

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I weighed 2.75kg when I came out to the big, bright world. My favourite pastime is stressing out mommy and daddy dearest when I cry. You see, I have this special skill of turning completely red when I bawl my little lungs out. It’s a lot of fun to watch folks run all over the place trying to please me. It’s a special God’s gift, I tell ya.
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I am also known as the P-Detector.
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Personal hygiene is of utmost importance to me. The second I detect the slightest presence of poo/pee in my nappy, the bawling kicks off. The nanny couldn’t change my diaper fast enough. It continues all the way till I am neatly tucked into a fresh nappy.
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When I am cleaned and fed, I reward my folks with my cute, contented look. And of coz, the golden sound of silence.
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Irresistable, eh? Those big, gorgeous eyes of mine. And don’t let that cute, tiny mouth fool you. I am a champion at sucking!
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Watch out, world.
I am here to conquer your hearts!